BROCK SAMSON'S LIST OF COOL CRAP HE NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE ABLE TO DO

[samson]

Blind somebody with a glaucoma test machine
Blow up a space station/"Death Star"
Kill a guy so hard that another guy dies of a heart attack when he sees it
Kill a polar bear
Kill Hitler
Kill somebody with cat furniture
Leg-wrestle Lion-O
Make a magic guy kill himself through some bullshit magic loophole
Pocky factory
Put Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock
Shoot a giant crossbow
Shoot one of those death rays that come out the roof of something
Tiger people
Wrestle Lincoln